Say goodbye to restless nights and cranky mornings with the unapologetically bold “Go The F*ck To Sleep” Essential Oil Spray from Wild-ER Essentials—because sometimes, you need a little tough love (and lavender) to get the sleep you deserve.

This ready-to-use 2 oz pillow and linen mist blends calming essential oils like lavender, chamomile, vetiver, basil, marjoram, and myrrh with distilled water and organic witch hazel for a soothing bedtime ritual with a humorous twist. Just spray on your pillow, pajamas, or sheets and drift the f*ck off.

Perfect as a funny gift, stocking stuffer, or white elephant favorite, this isn’t your mama’s aromatherapy—this is Wild-ER Essentials, a line of edgy wellness products made for real people with real stress and zero chill.

Key Features:

✅ Bold and humorous sleep spray with real calming benefits
✅ Made with 100% pure essential oils including lavender & vetiver
✅ Ready to use – no dilution needed
✅ Use on pillows, clothes, or linens (test for color fastness)
✅ Great novelty gift for adults, perfect for holidays or everyday stress
✅ Packaged in a portable 2 oz amber spray bottle
✅ Made in the USA

Ingredients:

Distilled water, Organic witch hazel, Basil, Chamomile, Lavender, Marjoram, Myrrh, Vetiver essential oils

Usage Warning:

For external use only. Do not consume. Test on fabric before full application.